Was it some really bad chili, or a baby?

Now that I have had a few good weeks of moving baby in my belly, I will revisit the shock and awe that was involved when I was watching the "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" show.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
Now, my friend Katey pointed out that everyone on these shows is pretty fat(not true, as there was one girl I saw in particular that was reallllly skinny), but I made a point to remind her that I am not a tiny girl myself. No, my kind of fat is not the kind that counts, at least in her opinion.
Good to have a friend who is blind to how enormous I feel.
She then goes on to explain that those people are large enough to think "maybe that is the 4 cheeseburgers I had for lunch not sitting well with me?". Good thing she didn't say the 2 cheeseburgers. Of course, she has been pregnant 3 times and knows that your appetite can sometimes surprise you with a bit of its own shock and awe while pregnant.
2 cheeseburgers? Sounds good, so what are you going to eat?
Although there is also the strange way I fill up so quickly, even though one minute I feel like I could eat an entire cake all by myself.
As the top of my belly, sitting rock hard and popped out for my once more impressive chest to rest on, I cannot understand how someone could really not know for a full 9 months?
I am not quite six months yet and I am pregnant as hell.