I Know Where They Come From

So today I am 14 weeks and 3 days pregnant, and with every day that passes, I learn about new things that no one mentioned to me before. New terms that only parents use, expressions, and how chaffing the annoying "mommy people" are. When I say mommy people, I mean baby crazy incubators that pass judgement on everyone who does not handle pregnancy and parenting in the same way that they choose. I will inevitably find them with their own dedicated post at some other time, but today my focus is just how easy it is to make a baby. I always wondered how people got pregnant so easily when they weren't trying. I think I'm still pondering that. I made it all the way to 33 without having a pregnancy. Nope, not one that was "unplanned" or what I would call an "accident". No kids, nada. Sure enough, when my husband, Mr. W and I realized that it wouldn't be a problem anymore, we knew what was involved and how they were made and to be honest, I was a little surprised that it happened when it did and so quickly. Not that I was upset but I have to say I was a little surprised how easy it was to make after all that time not making one...lol. Of course, my heart goes out to those who try and have trouble, and for them, no, it isn't easy at all, but for anyone feeling bad about finding themselves "with child" I say to you...."did no one tell you how it happens?". Really, in my experience, this was not rocket science. To be honest, after the hormonal swings and emotional highs and lows in my last 10 weeks or so, it wouldn't shock me at all to see Mr. W building a "bumper" for the center of our bed. Ok, probably not the center, my side would be much closer to the edge.