
Pregnancy related websites abound on the Internet. They are everywhere, and they are loaded with 15 to 45 year old women who are expecting. They are also loaded with "mommy people" and people who want to have babies, and I am sure a few sexual predators, criminals and loony bin escapees.
One thing I find wildly amusing as I read posts and comments by moms to be everywhere, is just how many stupid people are out there making babies! It reminds me of a pretty funny movie called Idiocracy.
I happened to catch this on TV one night, and told Mr. W he needed to check it out, that he would find the humor. Turns out, he loved it. Another great call by me. It has stupid humor in it, but what I really appreciated was the satire and the absolute truth to the message of this movie. It featured the idiots of the world populating the earth with millions of offspring, as everyone intelligent began to die off, and the human race becomes, well, just stupid and lazy.
Anyway, my point in mentioning the movie is that often times when I read some of the posts from these pregnant women(or do I need to say individuals, now, to be PC?), I can't help but see the truth in this movie.
One thing I find wildly amusing as I read posts and comments by moms to be everywhere, is just how many stupid people are out there making babies! It reminds me of a pretty funny movie called Idiocracy.
I happened to catch this on TV one night, and told Mr. W he needed to check it out, that he would find the humor. Turns out, he loved it. Another great call by me. It has stupid humor in it, but what I really appreciated was the satire and the absolute truth to the message of this movie. It featured the idiots of the world populating the earth with millions of offspring, as everyone intelligent began to die off, and the human race becomes, well, just stupid and lazy.
Anyway, my point in mentioning the movie is that often times when I read some of the posts from these pregnant women(or do I need to say individuals, now, to be PC?), I can't help but see the truth in this movie.
Thanks to Google, you don't even have to be able to spell pregnant to find your way onto and post on one of these forums or sites. Trust me, there are plenty of pregnant girls out there who can't spell their own name. They ask every question in the book. They cry to the world about their boyfriends being so mean and not wanting to have children. Did I mention the whining? It is almost unbearable. I'm sorry, last time I checked, my back was hurting, too, and the last thing I want to read about is how mean everyone is at the government offices you have been to in order to sign up for all of your benefits.
Seriously. My heart bleeds for you.
Seriously. My heart bleeds for you.
Whether you are pregnant or not, it would be worth your time to check out a few of these.
You will find questions about nausea. "Is this normallll? I feel soooo sick!". Nope, go to the hospital and find out that its called morning sickness and you can't do sh*t about it.
"My back hurts soooooooo bad. Is this normal? Anyone else feel like this?". Nah, the rest of us have never felt better. We'll probably go for a hike when we get done weightlifting.
Today, I probably read the best one yet. "I feel soooo fat! My clothes are all too tight. Is this normal?". Are you f-ing kidding me? No, the rest of us are losing weight and have never felt thinner.
Yet, these people are reproducing. I could go on and on with this one, but I think I will save it for another day.
It's too tiring right now and I have a headache and my back hurts. I think I will go ask a bunch of other pregnant women if they feel the same way.

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