Oh, the places we'll go...

So I am starting to think I should make a scrapbook for the baby of all the places where I had to pee because it was tap dancing on my bladder.

Yes, the baby and I have been so many places together already. We have been to the far corners of the departments stores. We have been in the filthy trash filled discount store bathrooms. We have been in half of the employee restrooms at companies I went to for business. Yesterday, we went in a car dealership bathroom and a gas station bathroom. We went several times at the horse track, and also in the casino. We went to several lodge and gym bathrooms before mommy knew she had a passenger along. We also went to a few bar bathrooms back then, as well. We made several stops in the bathroom in the park last weekend. Baby and I have traveled to most of the fast food establishments on this side of the state, in order to check out their facilities. It hasn't happened yet, but I know this summer, we will hit more than one wet and slippery pool bathroom, a stadium bathroom or two and who knows what else. I should carry a quarter with me at all times so I can buy baby a memoir from the machines. "This condom is from BP on May 14th...". Something to that effect.

I would guess that if all places don't have napkins, a carryout menu, schedule, roster, weekly ad, matchbook, brochure, business card or what not, they most likely, at the very least, sell Durex in the bathroom. I wonder if anyone else ever put these into a book for baby? Is this the best invention I am going to come up with?

Lord help me if that is my "aha" moment. I really was hoping it wouldn't have anything to do with a crapper.